but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
I’m like 90% sure no actual awarding would be done because they’d constantly be trying to ride off each others bit and it would turn into like a three hour comedy skit
and it would still be the greatest Oscars
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
i think this just proves the idea that the nineties era didn’t end till around 2004-2005
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
Instant Date Prank
I’d go on an instant date with him.
during hannibal lecter’s trial they play an extremely long tape of all the godawful cannibal puns he’s ever made and let him prove his guilt by being the only one in the room who giggles.
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone